Its Official Election is Stolen For Al Franken

1001 ways to steal an election.  That's how many votes that were discovered or divined in favor of Al Franken in order for him to win.

On the morning after the election Senator Norm Coleman had a 776 vote lead.  The margin was small enough to trigger an automatic recount.  Then the stealing began.

The stolen votes:

• 133 missing ballots from the Dinky town area of Minneapolis. This is the U of M campus area and home to ACORN.  They don't have the ballots, but they were ran through the machines on election day. Then election officials said they must have accidently run some through twice.  But now, those are being counted as if they really exist. Even if you buy the line that they got ran through the machine twice this does not mean we get to count them twice, but this is exactly what the Liberal controlled canvasing board did.
• St Louis county officials were so tired when they were tabulating their vote counts that they transposed numbers in the Senate race, but no other races. Their exhaustion only affected their counting of Coleman/Franken votes.  As they say on Da Range, "Ya sure you betcha don't ya know."
• Ramsey county 'found' 177 more ballots in the city of Maplewood a month after the election.  Imagine that, Al Franken still needed more votes and thus the Liberals found more.  How convenient.
• Ramsey county now has more votes counted than voters that voted. Huh? Imagine that, maybe those 'found' votes really were fraudulent.
• Minneapolis ballots found in the trunk of a car.  Truth or fiction?  It was reported locally first.  Then Nationally.  Then the local Liberals started claiming it never happened.  Oh yes, I believe them, just like the 'found' votes in Ramsey county and the missing ballots in another part of Minneapolis.  A Liberal has spoken it must be true.
• 25 precincts now have more ballots than voters who signed in to vote.  Again we are asked to believe this is as pure and good as Minnesota's wind driven snow.
• Damaged ballots were duplicated to ensure their integrity and then both the original and duplicate ballots were counted. Just to make sure they counted all the votes right?
• UPDATE: And now this past week (February 6th, 2009) still more ballots have been found that were never counted in the machine count or the recount.

Now Al Franken has a 225 vote lead and has been declared the winner of this stolen election.  This means that 1001 votes were divined or discovered in favor of Al.  This is so unusual in an election where optical scan ballots are used that it has never happened.  Imagine that, another Minnesota first.  First a stolen Senate election in Minnesota.  Then Minnesota is the first to prove that optical scan ballots are as ineffective as a hanging chad.  But hey, it's not all bad.  Yet another Minnesota first has just happened.  Minnesota Liberal's are no longer claiming the election was stolen.